boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

City of Heavenly Fire: snippet

cassandraclare:

His eyes shone when he looked at her, green as spring grass.

He has always had green eyes, said the voice in her head. People often marvel at how much alike you are, he and your mother and yourself. His name is Jonathan and he is your brother; he has always protected you.

Somewhere in the back of Clary’s mind she saw black eyes and whip marks, but she didn’t know why. He’s your brother. He’s your brother, and he’s always taken care of you.

smilingemoticon:

thequeenstons:

loliconprince:

astroknight:

loliconprince:

(                     ͡°             ͜ʖ                                      ͡°) Son

(°ʖ°) Yeah Pop

(                     ͡°             ͜ʖ                                      ͡°) swag

(°ʖ°)

(✿ ͡°  ͜ʖ  ͡°) honey are you trying to scare our son again